Chris Brown Supports Gay Rights, but Only in Africa
On Monday, famously homophobic singer and Michael Jackson wannabe Chris Brown shocked the twitter community by tweeting in support of Gay Rights. Brown took to the tweet waves and rallied in support of an organization called AllOut.org currently organizing a petition calling for Cameroon, Africa’s President Paul Biya to end the violence against the gay community in that region.
Brown, famous for saying the words “faggot” and “homothug”, and for beating up women, has a tainted history of coming across to the general public as aggressively homophobic and un-showered. His tweet on Monday, however, revealed what might possibly be a new leaf for Brown, turned in favor of gay rights, gay marriage, and gay porn Saturdays.
Love is not a crime. Gay or straight. Love who u wanna love. Stop the hate & sign here http://t.co/LAdsuz2iaf#Unity— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) October 1, 2013
The tweet infers an allegiance to the equal treatment and rights of gay citizens of Cameroon, and is certain to benefit the cause significantly given the power of how many millions of people Brown’s tweets reach every day.
According to sources, an unfortunate chain of events led to the non-posting of Brown’s tweets in June when the Supreme Court ruled DOMA and Proposition 8 unconstitutional.
“Chris made several tweets,” spoke a spokesperson. “He said ‘Hooray for the Gays #unityniggas’ and ‘Word up to the Supreme Court #gayislegalnow’. Unfortunately, Chris’s tweets were never posted because before he posted them he dropped his phone, then stepped on it, then dropped it in the toilet. Then Twitter went down. Probably.”
Brown continues to raise awareness in favor of gay Africans, awareness against gay Americans, and an awareness of the rise of girlfriends who are fucking disobedient.
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