Ex-Gay Man Sings Really Terrible Song
WASHINGTON — At the First Annual Ex-Gay Awareness Dinner and Reception, hosted by Ex-Gay Organization PFOX (Parents and Friends of ex-gays and gays) on Tuesday, a minuscule amount of people stood around and were slowly psychologically dying while pretending not to be attracted to each other.
One gentleman present, Dennis Jernigan, an ex-gay man who cries himself to sleep after saying his prayers at night, won a contest for submitting a video to PFOX in which he sings the new PFOX theme song and discretely pretends not to be desperately hopeful that his performance lands him on a fabulous broadway stage.
PFOX organizers refuse to respond to the growing opinion that the song and the video are really awful and that the I’m-not-gay-anymore song is the gayest thing on the internet.
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